Naomi Campbell was arrested in the United Kingdom (that's
England for those that don't know there geography) for
assaulting an officer.
We aren't sure if she threw another cell phone at someone
but this bitch has got to be stopped. I'm guessing
it's another publicity stunt. Hey, the girl is good at
it!
Check it out on YouTube...Bimbo Coles UFC fighter gets
beaten up by a Boston Police Officer. Chuck Liddell
was right...Bimbo going to get his ass whooped by a trained
UFC fighter with skills.
Jose Canseco is making the rounds to push his new book about
steroid use in professional sports. The book is called
"Vindicated" but let's face it...no one like's a snitch or a
back stabber Jose.
The Diva was spotted in NY shopping recently. It looks
like she lost a few pounds and Marc Anthony for an
afternoon. This guy is usually attached to her hip and
her pocket book.
Looking good like a PussyCat should while performing at Pure
Nightclub at Caesars Palace. But who is that sailor on
the right...yikes...remove the adams apple please.
Kardashian has a high milf factor but what other celebrity
mothers are on the top ten list? Send us your thoughts
at
celebrityblock@gmail.com to compile our list for next
weeks newsletter. Goldie Hawn? Dina Lohan? Lynne
Spears?
Jay-Z pushed the envelope at the opening of his Concert Tour
in Miami Beach with a huge billboard size jumbo-tron
featuring President Bush and his "Oily" face. Let's
put it this way...Jay Z isn't a fan!
New Yorkers no more than how to party...check it out!
Thousands gathered in New York City to have a pillow fight
and relieve some stress. Nice! Next week there will be
a pillow biting party in Greenwich Village, NY! I have
a feeling we'll see quite a few "colorful" pillows and lots
of saliva.
One hot family, and one hot show for E! The
Kardashians have finished production for Season 3 just in
time for Khloe Kardashian to to pose naked for the Sasquatch
Gazette in Vancouver Canada. That's one tall drink and
by all means...the fellas are drinking alot.
Rapper Ice T's wife Coco might just have a bigger ass than
Kim Kardashian and J Lo! Check out more celebrity butt
shots at
www.celebrityblock.com/buttshots.html.
Who knows and who cares...but we found this photo to be
funny as hell. The truth is Chris Reid has been
working as a stand up comedian and no longer doing the Kid N
Play but an appearance on America's best Dance Group would
be tight!
Mazda and other auto makers across the globe are bringing it
bigger badder and stronger than ever. Check out the NY
auto show and concept cars of today and the future.
We just might have another Thandie Newton on our hands as
rumors are the sultry actress and social butterfly Rosario
Dawson, is struggling with an eating disorder.
Take a look at this recent photo of Rosario...she is pencil
thin and we have to believe there might be some truth to
those rumors. Go grab an in n out burger girl...we
miss the curvy Rosario.
Madonna just released her new album cover. She rocks in this photo with her UFC style belt with the "M" blazing on the front.
Her new album features, Timbaland, Pharrell, and Timberlake...should be her best album one in ages.
Look at the titties on Clay...good lord he must be taking
shots of estrogen on the weekends with Rosie!! And
those eye brows...whew...don't get me started!
It's no secret Penelope Cruz is a Star fu#ker. What
has she done again? And how did she get her start. Oh
yeah, fu#king Tom Cruise. We aren't mad at ya Penelope
but just stating the facts. We're sure Tom Cruise,
Matthew McConaughey and about a few dozen other stars got a
little something from you too.
Come on...Penelope's sister is much better looking than her.
Give the dog a bone and they did! Bow Wow was digging
in these ladies drawers all night and partying till he
passed out on a bed full of naked promo girls and hip hop
groupies.
Madonna admitted on national television during the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame that she indeed
penetrated Justin Timberlakes ass! Justin stated it was the best moment of his life and would also like to
see Guy Ritchie's ass penetrated with a needle as well.
The true story is Madonna and Justin were working on a recording together in the studio and to give themselves
a little extra energy Madonna jammed a needle filled with vitamin b12 into Timberlake's hairy ass. Oh the sacrifices one
must make for the sake of making melodic music.
This dance group is off the hook...off the chain, whatever you
want to say. Dance fan or not these guys will hook you
in with there sick moves and creativity. Check em out!
So there you have it...it's confirmed Matt Damon is going to
have a baby with Sarah Silverman. Oh wait, Matt Damon
just fu$ked her but she's not pregnant, his wife is having
the baby.
It's hard to keep track of the sex, lies and video tape.
Lose clothes, a bit of a bulge and making more red carpet
appearances as of late...yup it looks like Kate Hudson might
be pregnant and eager to join the baby boom of Hollywood.
The question is...who's baby is it? Owen Wilson, Justin Timberlake, or is Matthew McConaughey
spreading his seed like wildfire and adding baby #2 in just the past few months!
Jessica Simpson and Toni Romo were spotted in NYC this past
week along with none other than Jessica's dush bag of a dad
and Jessica brought her cold sore along for the ride.
Say, $10-20 million a year and you can't figure out a way to
cover that thing up?! I'm just saying... __________________________________________________________
80's SINGER SAMANTHA FOX STRIPS FOR CHARITY!
God bless her heart. Samantha Fox had 10 posters of
her in every Spencer's Gift Store in America back in the
80's and nearly every boy teenager had her face and assets
plastered to their bedroom wall.
You still look good Samantha and thanks for your Charitable
work. Samantha is scene here participating in the
"Strip if Off" celebrity fundraiser for charity.
Will Mike Tyson play the next Jigsaw for the successful hit
movie collection Saw? Likely not but I thought
he would be a perfect fit considering he is likely the
scariest looking man on the planet. Good lord...look
how uncomfortable Robert Deniro looks here...that's
hysterical.
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DICE CLAY...ALIVE AND FAT!
Dice Clay's career died but don't worry he's been trying to
eat his
way through the road block. Yikes...he's looking like
a disaster and apparently his jokes aren't any better.
The girl got a booty...god bless her. Rumors are Kate
Hudson and Owen Wilson are dating again. We are
rooting for you Owen. Let's hope you don't get ckoc
blocked by Justin Timberlake who's been seen getting up
close and personal with Kate recently...
...but don't worry Owen I'm sure Kate Hudson has a soft spot
for goofy guys that pop pills and worship her every move
(Black Crowe's lead singer). And who wouldn't...let's
face it...the girl is smoking hot and funny as hell!
Is it just my imagination or do the Olsen twins just wreak
of everything that American Families want to keep their
daughters away from?!
So how in the hell did they build a billion dollar empire
selling young girls and teenagers their line of products!?
One "line" at a time I guess! Pun intended.
Pam Anderson filed for an annulment to the Paris Hilton sex-tape gold digger Rick Salomon today.
What this means is look for a sex tape with Salomon and Pam
to ironically fall into the publics hands in a few months.
These two really seemed like they were meant for one
another...what a tragedy.
This could be a New York Times Best Seller...take my advice
Pamela and call your publisher right away. My god that
Vagina must be a mess down there!
